UCLA's Furry Friend: Joe Bruin
Who's That Bear, Anyway?
So, you’ve heard of UCLA, right? The place where dreams are made (or at least, that’s what their brochures say). But have you ever wondered about their mascot? Let’s dive into the world of UCLA’s furry friend, Joe Bruin.
You might be thinking, "A bear? In California? Are they crazy?" Well, hold your horses, friend. It's not as wild as it sounds. Turns out, back in the day, UCLA was trying to find a mascot that was both tough and cuddly. Something that could inspire fear in opponents while also being adorable enough to make kids want a teddy bear version. Enter the bear.
Joe Bruin: The Bear Necessities
Joe Bruin isn't just any bear. He's a UCLA bear, which means he's probably got a better tan than you and probably knows his way around a good avocado toast spot. He's the epitome of California cool, except with fur and claws.
And let's not forget about Josephine Bruin, Joe's better half. She's basically the Beyoncé of the bear world. Together, they're the dynamic duo of UCLA spirit.
But Why a Bear?
You might be wondering, "Why not a palm tree or a surfboard?" Valid question. But apparently, bears are just more intimidating. Plus, they’re pretty good at climbing, which is a metaphor for academic excellence, right? Or something.
Bear Facts
- Joe Bruin probably has a better Instagram following than you.
- He's definitely stronger than you.
- He probably gets better grades than you.
- Okay, maybe that last one is a stretch.
How to...
- How to become a UCLA mascot: Unfortunately, being a bear is a prerequisite. But you can always try out for the human suit.
- How to impress a UCLA student: Mention Joe Bruin in a casual, yet knowledgeable way. Bonus points if you can recite his entire backstory.
- How to survive a UCLA football game: Wear blue and gold, and bring earplugs. Also, avoid getting tackled by Joe Bruin.
- How to appreciate UCLA's mascot: Remember, he's a symbol of school spirit. And who doesn't love a good mascot?
- How to tell the difference between Joe and Josephine Bruin: Joe is usually bigger, and Josephine is often seen wearing bows.
