California Cribs: Homes with a Native Twist
So, you’re curious about the digs the original California cool kids had, huh? Let’s dive into the world of prehistoric home decor.
Coneheads: The OG California Dream Home
You might think the Coneheads were aliens, but they were actually just early Californians. Okay, not really, but their homes kinda looked like that. These places were basically giant grass huts with a serious style upgrade. Picture a frame of sturdy sticks, covered in a cozy blanket of grass, tule, or bark. It's like glamping, but without the Instagram filter.
Some tribes were like, "Hey, let's get fancy," and covered their homes with actual dirt. Talk about low-maintenance landscaping! Others were all about the underground lifestyle, building part of their homes below ground level. It’s like having a built-in wine cellar, but for, you know, different reasons.
Not Your Average Apartment Complex
Don’t think for a second these folks were living in isolated cabins. Many tribes built communal dwellings where multiple families shared the space. It’s like a college dorm, but with better ventilation (probably). Imagine the drama!
Sweat It Out: The Original Sauna
Now, every home needs a relaxation spot. For California natives, this was the sweat lodge. Basically, a tiny, earth-covered oven designed to purify your soul (and probably kill any germs lurking around). Not the most glamorous spa day, but hey, it worked.
How to Channel Your Inner Caveperson
- How to build a grass hut: Start with a sturdy frame, gather lots of grass, and hope for no spontaneous combustion.
- How to live underground: Dig a hole, cover it with something, and pray for good drainage.
- How to sweat like a native: Build a small pit, heat up some rocks, and hope you don’t pass out.
- How to decorate with natural materials: Collect sticks, feathers, and seashells. Avoid IKEA.
- How to survive without modern amenities: Develop strong hunting and gathering skills, or become really good at begging from your neighbors.