The Knicks and the 2023 Draft: A Tale of Woe (or Not)
So, you wanna know what pick the Knicks had in the 2023 NBA Draft? Well, buckle up, because this is a rollercoaster of emotions, or lack thereof.
The Knicks: Draft Night Ghostbusters
If the Knicks were a horror movie, their draft night would be a ghost town. No spooky spirits, just an eerie silence. They were like that kid who gets invited to a party, shows up, and then realizes they forgot their costume. Yep, no pick. Nada. Zilch.
But don't worry, Knicks fans, this isn't a curse. It's more like a strategic timeout. Think of it as the Zen of tanking – without actually tanking. They're playing the long game, like a really, really long game.
Why No Pick? You Ask
Good question, hypothetical curious person! The Knicks traded their pick as part of the deal to acquire Josh Hart from the Portland Trail Blazers. It’s a classic case of "give a little, get a little." Or in this case, "give a pick, get a player."
Now, whether Hart was worth it or not is a whole other debate for another day. We're focused on the draft here, people!
Could They Have Done Something Different?
Ah, the age-old question. Could the Knicks have pulled a rabbit out of a hat and magically acquired a pick? Perhaps. But let's be real, magic isn't exactly the Knicks' strong suit. Besides, would you want a late second-round pick? We didn't think so.
Looking Ahead
While the 2023 draft might have been a snoozefest for Knicks fans, there's always next year. And the year after that. And the year after that... You get the point. The Knicks have a few picks in the upcoming drafts, so there's still hope for that young, promising talent to join the team.
Until then, let's just enjoy the drama of the regular season and hope for a deep playoff run. Because let's face it, that's where the real excitement is.
How To... Knicks Draft Edition
- How to feel about the Knicks missing the 2023 draft: Chill out. It happens.
- How to cope with being a Knicks fan: Develop a thick skin and a love for masochism.
- How to prepare for the next draft: Start practicing your mock draft skills.
- How to support the Knicks: Buy a jersey (or at least a hat).
- How to stay sane as a Knicks fan: Find a hobby. Seriously.