West of La La Land: A Capital Quest
So, you think Los Angeles is the westernmost point of civilization, huh? Think again, buddy! While it might be the center of the universe for those obsessed with sunglasses and self-tanning, there are actually a bunch of state capitals that laugh in the face of LA's westward delusions. Let's embark on this geographical giggle fest, shall we?
The West is Best (or at Least, Further West)
Now, I know what you're thinking: "How can anything be west of the city where dreams are made of?" Well, buckle up, because geography is about to blow your mind (or at least mildly surprise you).
First up, we have Sacramento, California. Yep, the Golden State's capital is actually west of LA. Talk about a plot twist! Who would've thought the land of almond milk and artisanal sourdough would be ahead of the curve when it comes to westward expansion?
Next, let's head to the Pacific Northwest. Salem, Oregon, and Olympia, Washington, both have LA beat in the westward race. So, if you're ever feeling lost and alone in the City of Angels, just remember there are two whole states full of people who live even further west.
But wait, there's more! We can't forget about our desert dwelling friend, Carson City, Nevada. This little gem is also situated to the west of LA. Who knew the home of gambling and wide-open spaces would be so geographically advanced?
The Real Outliers
Now, if you thought those were mind-boggling, hold onto your hats. We're about to enter the realm of the truly absurd.
Juneau, Alaska? Yep, it's west of LA. Imagine trying to explain that to someone who thinks California is the edge of the world. And then there's Honolulu, Hawaii. Talk about taking the cake (or should we say pineapple?) for most westward capital.
In Conclusion
So, next time someone tries to tell you LA is the ultimate western frontier, politely correct them and drop some geography knowledge. It's always fun to watch people's minds explode when they realize there's a whole world of westwardness beyond the Hollywood sign.
How To...
- How to impress your friends with geography: Drop casual facts about state capitals being west of LA.
- How to plan a truly western road trip: Include stops in Sacramento, Salem, Olympia, Carson City, Juneau, and Honolulu.
- How to find peace and quiet: Avoid LA and head to one of the aforementioned western capitals.
- How to challenge your geographical knowledge: Quiz yourself on other unexpected location facts.
- How to have a good laugh: Read this post again!