Oscar Time: Chicago Edition (Or, Why You Might Want to Set Your DVR)
So, you're a Chicagoan. You love deep dish, the Bears, and the occasional windy day that makes you question your life choices. You're also interested in the Oscars? Well, color me surprised! Let's dive into the golden hour, shall we?
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| What Time Are The Oscars In Chicago |
Oscar Time: It's Complicated (Like Your Love Life)
The Oscars are a grand affair, a night of glitz, glamour, and people saying "thank you" really, really long. But for us, the real question is: what time does this spectacle start in our fair city?
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The short answer is: 6 PM Central Standard Time. That's right, you can trade in your pre-dinner snack for a red carpet viewing party. But let's be real, who's actually watching the red carpet? We're all waiting for the awkward acceptance speeches and the inevitable wardrobe malfunctions.
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Planning Your Oscar Party: A Survival Guide
If you're hosting an Oscar party (and by "you" I mean "your friend who's really into this stuff"), here are a few tips:
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- Food: Deep dish pizza is a classic, but maybe offer something a little lighter for those who want to pretend they're on a diet.
- Drinks: Champagne for the winners, beer for the rest of us.
- Games: Oscar bingo is a fun way to pass the time between boring speeches.
- Guests: Invite people who actually know what's going on. Or don't. It's your party!
Don't Forget Your PJs
Let's be honest, by the time the best picture award rolls around, you'll probably be ready for bed. So, make sure you've got your comfiest pajamas ready. And maybe a blanket. And some chocolate.
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In conclusion, the Oscars are a marathon, not a sprint. Pace yourself, enjoy the show (or at least the commercials), and remember: it's just a bunch of rich people giving themselves awards.
How-To Oscar Survival Guide
- How to survive the red carpet: Mute the TV and scroll through your phone.
- How to predict the winners: Just guess. It's as good as anyone else's.
- How to avoid awkward silence during commercials: Have a drinking game ready.
- How to impress your friends with Oscar trivia: Don't bother. They probably don't care.
- How to enjoy the Oscars: Lower your expectations.
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