Is it Go Time, Cubs Fans?
So, you're wondering what time the Chicago Cubs are gracing us with their presence on the diamond today, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive into the wonderful world of Cubs baseball.
Let's Talk Time (or Not)
First off, let's get one thing straight: nobody actually knows what time it is anymore. Thanks, daylight saving time. You're a real peach. But fear not, dear reader, because while I can't promise to solve the mysteries of the universe (yet), I can help you figure out when those lovable losers, er, spirited competitors, the Cubs are playing.
Where to Find Your Answer
The easiest way to find out what time the Cubs are playing is to head over to the MLB website or their official app. These digital wizards have all the info you need, from game times to rosters to weird and wonderful stats. You can also check your local TV listings or ask your smart speaker to "tell me when the Cubs are playing today." Just make sure your smart speaker isn't a Cubs fan, or you might get a biased answer.
Cubs Game Time: It's Complicated
Now, here's the kicker: game times can change. A lot. Rain delays, doubleheaders, and other unforeseen circumstances can mess with the best-laid plans. So, while I can give you a general idea of when to expect the first pitch, it's always a good idea to check the schedule closer to game time.
How to...
- How to avoid FOMO: Set a reminder on your phone for an hour before the game starts.
- How to impress your friends: Learn some obscure Cubs trivia.
- How to survive a Cubs game: Stock up on peanuts, Cracker Jack, and adult beverages.
- How to cope with a Cubs loss: Blame the umps, the weather, or the other team's lucky socks.
- How to enjoy a Cubs win: Celebrate like there's no tomorrow (because there might not be if you celebrate too hard).