Chicago Beaches: Closing Time or Just a Suggestion?
So, you wanna know when the party's over on Chicago's sandy shores? Well, buckle up, beach bum, because this isn't your average beach closure story.
The Official Story
Let's get the boring stuff out of the way first. Officially, Chicago beaches are open from Memorial Day to Labor Day, and lifeguards are on duty from 11 AM to 7 PM. So, if you're a rule-follower (and let's face it, who is?), then you better hightail it out of the water by 7 PM. But let's be real, are you really gonna let a little thing like a lifeguard whistle ruin your beach day?
The Unofficial Truth
Everyone knows the real answer to this question is: whenever you feel like it. Chicagoans are a hardy bunch. We're not afraid of a little cold water or a lack of supervision. So, while the beaches might officially close at 7 PM, you'll find plenty of folks still soaking up the sun and splashing around well into the evening.
Pro Tip: If you're planning a late-night beach adventure, bring a headlamp. Trust me, you'll thank me later.
Beach Etiquette 101
Just because the lifeguards have clocked out doesn't mean you can do whatever you want. Here are a few tips for enjoying the beach after hours:
- Be respectful of others: If you're making noise, keep it down. No one wants to be woken up by your impromptu karaoke session at 10 PM.
- Watch your step: There's nothing quite like stepping on a broken beer bottle in the dark.
- Leave no trace: Pack out what you pack in. This includes any trash, but also any beach toys or blankets you brought.
How to... Beach Like a Chicagoan
- How to survive a Chicago beach winter: Dress in layers, drink hot chocolate, and pretend you're somewhere tropical.
- How to find the best beach spot: It's all about timing. Arrive early for a prime location, or come late for a more secluded experience.
- How to build the perfect sandcastle: The key is moisture. Add a little water to your sand to create a sturdy foundation.
- How to avoid seagulls: Don't bring food to the beach. And if you do, eat it quickly.
- How to enjoy a Chicago beach sunset: Grab a blanket, your favorite beverage, and someone you love (or your dog).
So, there you have it. Chicago beaches are more than just a place to soak up the sun. They're a state of mind. So go ahead, enjoy them to the fullest – day or night. Just remember to be safe, be respectful, and most importantly, have fun!