Coronation Craze: What Time is it in Cali, Dude?
So, you're in California, land of sunshine, surf, and apparently, a burning question about the coronation. Let’s break this down, shall we?
The Coronation Conundrum
First off, let’s get one thing straight: there was a coronation. Past tense, people. It happened on May 6, 2023. So, unless you're a time traveler with a penchant for medieval pageantry, you missed the big event.
But let’s pretend for a moment that you're a time-hopping Californian. You've just stepped out of your DeLorean, hair still standing on end from the temporal turbulence. "What time is the coronation?" you ask, breathlessly.
Well, buckle up, Doc Brown, because we're about to do some time zone math.
Time Zone Troubles
The coronation took place in London, which is a whole different world when it comes to time. We're talking about a 7-hour time difference between London and California. So, if the coronation started at 11 AM in London, that would be a bright and early 4 AM in California.
Now, I don’t know about you, but I'm not exactly envisioning Californians trading their morning coffee for a crown-watching ceremony at that hour. More like a crown-watching coma.
Coronation Catch-Up
If you’re really keen on royal affairs, don’t worry, you haven’t missed out completely. There’s plenty of coronation content out there. You can binge-watch documentaries, analyze outfits, or even try your hand at baking a coronation quiche.
Just remember: next time there's a major global event, set your alarm clock accordingly. Or, you know, just enjoy the replay in your pajamas with a side of avocado toast.
How to... Coronation Edition
- How to avoid jet lag for a coronation: Don't attend one. Problem solved.
- How to bake a coronation quiche without breaking a crown: Keep calm and carry on, preferably with a pre-made pastry crust.
- How to spot a fake royal wave: If it looks more like a drowning attempt than a graceful gesture, it's probably a fake.
- How to curtsy without falling over: Practice in front of a mirror, and remember, it's more of a bend than a bow.
- How to survive a royal wedding without losing your head: Bring plenty of snacks and a good book.