Vanderpump Rules: What Time is it, Bitch?
Okay, so you're dying to know what time to tune into the dramatic masterpiece that is Vanderpump Rules, huh? Well, grab your favorite glass of wine, because it's time for a little reality TV breakdown.
California Dreaming (of Vanderpump)
Let's get one thing straight: California time is not the same as the rest of the country. So, while the rest of us are yawning and reaching for coffee, our West Coast pals are already sipping rosé and spilling tea.
Vanderpump Rules airs at 6 PM Pacific Time. That's right, folks, you can start your evening with a side of drama and a sprinkle of questionable life choices.
But wait, there's more! If you're one of those unfortunate souls living outside of California, don't despair. You can usually find Vanderpump Rules on Bravo with a slight time difference. Check your local listings or consult with a time travel expert (kidding, just use Google).
Essential Vanderpump Viewing Tips
- Stock up on snacks: We're talking gourmet popcorn, fancy cheese, and enough wine to drown your sorrows (or celebrate your triumphs).
- Gather your squad: Watching Vanderpump alone is like eating pizza without sharing – it's just not right.
- Prepare for shock: This show is a rollercoaster of emotions. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll question your life choices.
- Don't take it too seriously: It's reality TV, people. Enjoy the drama, but remember it's all for entertainment purposes.
How to... Vanderpump Your Life
- How to survive a Vanderpump Rules marathon: Pace yourself. Hydrate. And don't forget to eat something besides popcorn.
- How to impress your friends with Vanderpump trivia: Watch every episode, ever. Or, you know, just Google it.
- How to channel your inner Lisa Vanderpump: Confidence, class, and a knack for serving shady realness.
- How to avoid becoming a Vanderpump villain: Be kind, be honest, and for the love of God, don't hook up with your best friend's boyfriend.
- How to find happiness in the midst of Vanderpump chaos: Remember, it's just a TV show. Your life is probably way less dramatic.