Houston in July: A Survival Guide (and Maybe Some Fun)
So, you've decided to brave the Houston heat in July. You, my friend, are either incredibly brave or just plain clueless. But fear not, intrepid explorer! This guide will help you survive – and maybe even enjoy – your time in the concrete jungle.
Embrace Your Inner Lizard
Let's face it, you're going to be sweating more than a personal trainer after a two-hour spin class. So, why fight it? Embrace your inner lizard and bask in the glory of your sweat-induced glow. It's a natural sunscreen, right? Right?
Indoor Adventures: Where the Cool Kids Hang Out
If you're not a fan of the whole "human barbecue" experience, there are plenty of indoor activities to keep you occupied.
- Museums: Houston boasts a fantastic array of museums, from art to science. You could spend weeks exploring them all. Just make sure to pack a water bottle.
- Malls: If you're looking for a classic air-conditioned escape, head to one of Houston's many malls. You can shop 'til you drop, or just people-watch.
- Movie Theaters: Catch the latest blockbuster or indulge in a classic. Just remember to bring extra napkins for those inevitable sweat-induced popcorn meltdowns.
Outdoor Activities: For the Truly Insane
Okay, so you're one of those people who actually enjoys the heat. Good for you! Here are a few outdoor activities that won't completely melt you into a puddle:
- Water Parks: Houston has several water parks to help you cool off. Just don't forget the sunscreen (and maybe a flotation device).
- Early Morning Walks: If you're a morning person, take advantage of the cooler temperatures and enjoy a leisurely stroll. Just remember to hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!
- Swimming Pools: If you're lucky enough to have access to a pool, spend as much time there as possible. Don't forget to apply sunscreen, even if you're in the water.
Dining and Drinking: Fuel for Your Survival
You're going to need plenty of fuel to survive the Houston heat. Here are a few tips:
- Stay Hydrated: Drink plenty of water throughout the day. Avoid sugary drinks, as they can actually dehydrate you.
- Light Meals: Opt for lighter fare like salads and grilled chicken. Your body will thank you.
- Frozen Treats: Indulge in your favorite frozen treat, whether it's ice cream, popsicles, or shaved ice. Just don't eat so fast that you get brain freeze.
How to Survive Houston in July:
- How to stay cool: Embrace indoor activities, dress in light, breathable clothing, and drink plenty of water.
- How to avoid heatstroke: Limit outdoor activities during the hottest parts of the day, wear a hat, and seek shade when possible.
- How to find the best air-conditioned spots: Check online reviews for restaurants, malls, and other indoor venues with good AC.
- How to plan outdoor activities: Choose early morning or late evening for outdoor adventures, and be sure to pack plenty of water and sunscreen.
- How to enjoy frozen treats without brain freeze: Take small bites, and let the treat melt slightly before taking another bite.
