Thanksgiving in Houston: Open or Closed? Let's Find Out!
Thanksgiving. That magical time of year when everyone pretends to be grateful for their family, the stuffing isn't as dry as it looks, and the football game is more important than the conversation. But what if you're one of those unfortunate souls who has to brave the world on this day of supposed togetherness? Fear not, Houstonian! We're here to spill the beans on what's actually open on Thanksgiving.
Restaurants: Your Thanksgiving Savior (or Foe)
Let's face it, cooking a turkey is a commitment that rivals a long-term relationship. And if you're not ready for that kind of emotional rollercoaster, restaurants are your best friend. Houston, being the foodie haven it is, offers a plethora of options. From fancy schmancy places with price tags that'll make your eyes water to casual joints serving up comfort food, there's something for every budget and taste.
Pro tip: Make reservations. Like, weeks in advance. Trust us, you don't want to be that person standing outside a restaurant, shivering and smelling delicious food wafting through the air.
Retail Therapy: A Dangerous Diversion
If you're the type who finds solace in shopping, Thanksgiving might be a mixed bag. While some stores are closed, others are open with deals that could tempt even the most frugal person. Just remember, Black Friday is right around the corner, so maybe hold off on those impulse buys.
Entertainment: Because You Can't Eat and Shop Forever
Need a break from food and shopping? Houston has you covered. Movies, concerts, and even some sporting events might be on the agenda. It's a great way to escape the family drama (or create new drama, depending on who you go with).
Grocery Stores: A Risky Proposition
Unless you’re a Thanksgiving ninja who planned everything weeks in advance, you might find yourself making a last-minute dash to the grocery store. Just be prepared for crowds that could rival a Beyoncé concert.
What About the Rest of the World?
While we're focused on Houston, let's not forget that Thanksgiving is a national holiday. So, if you're planning a trip outside of the city, be prepared for limited services. But hey, at least you'll have a good excuse to avoid your relatives.
How to... Thanksgiving Edition
- How to survive Black Friday without losing your sanity: Set a budget, make a list, and remember, it's just stuff.
- How to impress your family with minimal effort: Bring a store-bought pie and claim you made it from scratch.
- How to avoid awkward family conversations: Practice your "I'm listening" face and strategically place yourself near the snack table.
- How to recover from a Thanksgiving food coma: Take a long nap, followed by a brisk walk.
- How to deal with leftovers: Get creative! Turkey soup, anyone?