Houston: A Snow Joke?
Houston, We Have a Problem (With Snow)
Let’s talk about something as likely as finding a Yeti at a beach party: snow in Houston. If you’re new to the Lone Star State, allow me to enlighten you. Houston is where the sun comes to recharge, where lizards wear sunglasses, and the idea of snow is about as common as finding a quiet spot at a Houston Rodeo concert.
Snow in Houston? More Like Snowball's Chance in... Well, Houston
Now, I know what you’re thinking, “But I saw a TikTok/Insta/Snap/Vine/Whatever-the-cool-kids-are-using-now of someone building a snowman in Houston!” Calm down, internet sensation seeker. That was probably a prop, a very convincing one, or a sign that aliens have finally decided to grace us with their presence and brought their own winter wonderland.
The Mythical Houston Blizzard
Old-timers in Houston love to talk about the “big snow” of ‘73. It’s like the Loch Ness Monster of weather stories. Everyone’s heard of it, but nobody has actual proof. Some say it was so cold, armadillos were wearing sweaters (okay, maybe not, but it sounds fun, right?).
How to Survive a Houston Snowpocalypse
Just in case the unthinkable happens and Houston actually gets a white Christmas (or any Christmas for that matter), here’s a quick survival guide:
- Don’t panic. Seriously, you’ll use more energy freaking out than staying warm.
- Find a warm place. Your car is not a good option.
- Enjoy the novelty. Take pictures, make snow angels (if there’s actually snow), and remember, this is probably a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
FAQ: Snow in Houston
- How to build a snowman in Houston? Invest in a good snowman costume and pretend really hard.
- How to survive a Houston blizzard? See above.
- How to make snow in Houston? Shave ice and add a touch of blue food coloring.
- How to convince people you've seen snow in Houston? Use deepfake technology (or really good Photoshop skills).
- How to prepare for a Houston snowpocalypse? Buy a lot of sunscreen.
So, there you have it. Snow in Houston? As likely as finding a Texan who doesn’t like barbecue. But hey, stranger things have happened. Just don’t count on it.
