Bears, Be There or Be Square (Couch Potato)
Alright, sports fans, let's talk turkey, or rather, football. More specifically, let's talk about when the Chicago Bears are gracing our screens with their gridiron glory this weekend. Because let's face it, there's nothing quite like watching a bunch of overpaid, highly athletic individuals chuck a ball around for our entertainment.
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| When Do The Chicago Bears Play This Weekend |
When Do the Bears Play?
So, you're wondering when the Bears are set to take the field? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because here's the lowdown:
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- The Chicago Bears will be playing on Thursday, August 22nd.
- Kickoff is scheduled for 7:20 PM CDT.
- They'll be facing off against the Kansas City Chiefs.
Now, I know what you're thinking. "The Chiefs? Are they trying to break our hearts before the season even starts?" Well, that's a question for the football gods, my friend. But hey, a tough game is what makes a good season even sweeter, right?
QuickTip: Skim first, then reread for depth.
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What to Expect (Besides Heartbreak)
Expect a thrilling preseason matchup. Remember, this is preseason, so don't get too attached to the outcome. It's more about evaluating new players, testing out plays, and hoping your favorite quarterback doesn't get injured. But hey, a win is always nice for the ego, right?
Tip: Don’t skim — absorb.
How to Survive the Game
- Stock up on snacks: Chips, dips, pizza, beer - whatever your poison.
- Gather your crew: Game day is better with friends.
- Prepare your couch: Get comfy, because you might not be moving for a while.
- Mute the commercials: You can thank me later.
And remember, if the Bears lose, there's always next week. Or the week after that. Or the week after that... You get the idea.
Tip: Read in a quiet space for focus.
How-To FAQs
- How to survive a Bears loss: Order takeout, watch a funny movie, and remind yourself that it's just preseason.
- How to impress your football-loving friends: Learn some basic football lingo. "Cover two" and "blitz" will make you sound like a pro.
- How to avoid food coma: Pace yourself. It's a marathon, not a sprint (to the fridge).
- How to find the game: Check your local TV listings or streaming services. You can usually find preseason games on NFL Network.
- How to stay awake during the fourth quarter: Coffee, energy drinks, or a good old-fashioned slap to the face.
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