When Do the Chicago Bears Play? A Guide for the Clueless
So, you're wondering when the Chicago Bears, the pride of the Windy City, will grace the gridiron with their, uh, unique brand of football? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive into the thrilling world of Bears football.
The Bears Are Coming! (Probably)
Now, I know what you're thinking. "Why would anyone want to watch the Bears? They're terrible!" Well, dear reader, that's where you're wrong. The Bears are like that underdog you can't help but root for. They're the classic case of "high hopes, low expectations." And hey, who doesn't love a good underdog story?
How to Find the Bears' Schedule
Alright, let's get down to brass tacks. To find out when your beloved (or begrudgingly tolerated) Bears are playing, you have a few options:
- The Official Chicago Bears Website: This is the most reliable source of information. They'll have the complete schedule, including preseason, regular season, and hopefully, playoff games.
- Sports News Websites: ESPN, NFL.com, and other sports outlets will have the Bears schedule readily available.
- Your Local Sports Radio Station: If you're old-school, tune in to your favorite sports radio station. They'll usually have the schedule, plus some spicy hot takes thrown in for good measure.
Important Dates to Remember
While the entire season is a rollercoaster of emotions, there are a few key dates to circle on your calendar:
- The Season Opener: This is when the hope and optimism are at their peak. The Bears are going to win the Super Bowl, right? Right?
- Thanksgiving Day: The Bears often play on Thanksgiving, giving you a perfect excuse to eat your weight in turkey and ignore your family.
- The Final Game of the Season: This is when the true Bears fans shine. Win or lose, they'll be there, cheering on their team until the bitter end.
How to Survive a Bears Game
Watching a Bears game can be a grueling experience, so it's important to prepare yourself. Here are a few tips:
- Stock Up on Alcohol: This is optional, but highly recommended.
- Lower Your Expectations: Remember, the Bears are the Bears.
- Find a Good Mutt to Cheer For: If the Bears aren't giving you enough to cheer about, focus your attention on the cute dogs in the crowd.
How To... Bears Edition
- How to become a Bears fan: Easy. Just accept that disappointment is a core part of the experience.
- How to survive a Bears tailgate: Layer up, bring plenty of food, and be prepared to freeze your buns off.
- How to explain to your friends why you're a Bears fan: "It's a complex relationship."
- How to prepare for the Bears draft: Hope and pray that they don't mess it up.
- How to cope with a Bears loss: Find a distraction, like counting the number of empty beer cans in your recycling bin.
So there you have it, a comprehensive guide to the Chicago Bears. Remember, even the most die-hard fans have moments of doubt, but true Bears fans stick together through thick and thin. Or at least until the next season starts.