When Do the Cubs Shake Off the Winter Blues?
So, you're itching to see the Friendly Confines filled with the crack of the bat and the roar of the crowd, huh? Well, hold your horses, or should I say, your bleacher seats, because we're about to dive into the burning question on every Cubs fan's mind: When do these guys actually report for spring training?
Spring Training: It's Complicated (Kind Of)
Let's be honest, the off-season is a cruel mistress. We’re left to stare at our empty glove and dream of Wrigley Field hot dogs. But fear not, Cubs faithful! The end is in sight.
Typically, pitchers and catchers are the first to break the winter hibernation. They're the masochists who love the cold, dark mornings of early February. The rest of the team follows suit a few days later, stretching those winter-stiff muscles and dusting off their cleats.
So, When Exactly?
Ah, the million-dollar question. Unfortunately, there's no one-size-fits-all answer. Every year, the Cubs release their spring training schedule, which includes report dates for pitchers and catchers, as well as the full squad. The best way to stay in the loop is to keep an eye on the official Cubs website or follow them on social media. You know, for those urgent updates.
The All-Important Countdown
Once you have the official report dates, you can start the crucial countdown. Mark it on your calendar, set reminders, maybe even sacrifice a goat to the baseball gods. Just kidding about the goat. Unless you're really desperate.
How To... Cubs Spring Training Edition
- How to avoid FOMO during spring training: Book a trip to Arizona! Or at least watch every game on TV.
- How to impress your baseball-obsessed friends: Learn the names of all the minor leaguers.
- How to prepare for opening day: Start practicing your "Go Cubs Go!" chant now.
- How to survive a Cubs game in Chicago: Layer up. Bring a blanket. And don't forget the sunscreen.
- How to ensure a successful spring training: Cross your fingers and hope for no injuries.
So there you have it, folks. The lowdown on Cubs spring training. Now go forth and plan your baseball-filled spring!