Back to School Blues: When Do Chicago Public Schools Actually Start?
So, summer's winding down, the days are getting shorter (or at least feeling like it), and you're starting to hear that dreaded question: "When do Chicago Public Schools start back?" Let's dive into this together, shall we?
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The Summer of Never-Ending
Summer feels like it lasts about five minutes, right? You blink and suddenly it's time to dust off those backpacks and rediscover the joy of early morning alarms. But fear not, dear reader, we're here to shed some light on this impending doom.
Tip: Every word counts — don’t skip too much.
The Big Reveal: When Do We Suffer?
Okay, okay, let's cut to the chase. Chicago Public Schools will start back on Monday, August 26, 2024. There, we said it. Now, let's mourn the loss of our precious free time together.
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A Brief Moment of Silence for Our Summer Bodies
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We know, we know. It's a tough pill to swallow. But hey, look on the bright side! You'll have plenty of time to perfect your "I-totally-didn't-binge-watch-everything-on-Netflix" face.
Tip: Read carefully — skimming skips meaning.
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How to Survive Back-to-School
Don't worry, we've got you covered. Here are a few tips to help you navigate the treacherous waters of the new school year:
- How to pretend you did homework: This is a valuable life skill.
- How to survive the cafeteria food: A strong stomach is essential.
- How to make friends with the teacher's pet: It's a strategic move.
- How to avoid gym class: Dodgeball is a cruel sport.
- How to procrastinate effectively: This is a fine art.
There you have it, folks! The countdown to the end of summer is officially on. Let's make the most of these final weeks of freedom before diving headfirst back into the world of textbooks and homework.
Remember, this too shall pass. Eventually.
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