When Do Donna and Kelso Actually Go to California? A Deep Dive into Point Place's Biggest Mystery
Okay, so, let’s talk about the elephant in the basement of Point Place: When the heck did Donna and Michael Kelso actually leave for California? I mean, it's like they pulled a Houdini and vanished into thin air, leaving us all hanging with a million unanswered questions. Did they sneak out in the middle of the night? Did Red finally lose his patience and kick them out? Or did they just get tired of Hyde's existential crises and Jackie's dramatic flair?
The Great California Caper
We all know that epic episode where Eric chases Donna to California, and they eventually come back all lovey-dovey. But what about after that? Did they immediately pack their bags and hit the road, or did they linger around Point Place for a few more seasons of questionable life choices? Honestly, I’m starting to think they’re still there, just really good at hiding.
I've done some extensive (okay, not really) research on this topic, and I can confidently say that no one actually knows for sure. It's like a real-life mystery novel, but with less murder and more awkward teenage shenanigans. Maybe they're living in a van down by the river, or maybe they're just really good at avoiding social media.
The Burning Questions We Need Answers To
- Did they actually finish college? Or did they decide that California beaches were a better education than, you know, actual classes?
- What happened to Red's car? Did they sell it, or is it still sitting in some random garage in Point Place, waiting for its triumphant return?
- Did Kelso ever figure out how to use a fork properly? Or is he still just stabbing at his food like a caveman?
How To... Solve the Donna and Kelso Mystery
- How to rewatch That '70s Show: Start from season one and pay close attention to any subtle hints or clues. You never know, there might be a hidden message in one of Red's rants.
- How to become a private investigator: This might be overkill, but hey, if you're really determined to find out the truth, it could be an option.
- How to accept the unknown: Sometimes, the best thing to do is just let go and enjoy the mystery. After all, it's part of what makes That '70s Show so charming.
- How to write a fan fiction: If all else fails, you can always create your own ending to the story. Maybe they become famous actors, or maybe they open a really successful cheese shop.
- How to move on with your life: Okay, maybe this is a bit harsh, but it's true. There are more important things in life than figuring out when Donna and Kelso went to California. Like, finding a decent pizza place, for example.
So there you have it, folks. The great California mystery remains unsolved. But hey, at least we have plenty of theories to keep us entertained until the day we finally get some answers. Or until we all give up and move on. Whatever comes first.