When Do the Texas Longhorns Play? A Burning Question for the Ages
So, you're a fan of the Texas Longhorns, huh? Good choice. You've got excellent taste in college football teams. Now, let's get down to business: When do these horned heroes grace the gridiron?
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The Eternal Question: When Do the Longhorns Play?
This is a question that has plagued Longhorn fans for generations. Is it fall? Is it winter? Is it spring? The answer, my friend, is usually fall. But don't quote me on that. College football schedules can be as unpredictable as a Texas thunderstorm.
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How to Find Out When the Longhorns Play
If you're the impatient type (and let's face it, most sports fans are), there are a few ways to quench your thirst for game day knowledge:
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- Check the Official Texas Longhorns Website: This is the most reliable source for game times, dates, and locations. It's like the football bible for Longhorn fans.
- Consult a Sports Calendar: Most sports calendars, both online and in print, will include college football schedules.
- Ask a Die-Hard Longhorn Fan: If you know someone who bleeds burnt orange, they'll likely have the schedule memorized. Just be prepared for a lengthy explanation of every game from the past decade.
The Red River Showdown: A Holy Grail for Longhorn Fans
Of course, no discussion of the Longhorns' schedule would be complete without mentioning the Red River Showdown against the Oklahoma Sooners. This annual battle for state pride is a circled date on every Longhorn fan's calendar. It's a game that can make or break a season, and it's always a must-watch.
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So, there you have it. The Longhorns typically play in the fall, but it's always a good idea to double-check the schedule. Now, go forth and conquer your Longhorn fandom! Hook 'em!
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How-To Questions for Longhorn Fans
- How to find the Texas Longhorns schedule: Check the official Texas Longhorns website or a sports calendar.
- How to prepare for the Red River Showdown: Stock up on burnt orange attire, practice your "Hook 'Em Horns," and be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions.
- How to deal with Longhorn heartbreak: Find a loyal friend, grab a cold one, and remember, there's always next year.
- How to become a superfan: Wear Longhorn gear every day, attend every game, and learn the fight song by heart.
- How to avoid talking about the Longhorns with an Oklahoma fan: Pretend you're deaf. Or just change the subject.
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