When Do They Raise Those Darn Bridges, Anyway?
Chicago: A city of dreams, deep dish pizza, and... infuriatingly timed bridge lifts? If you’ve ever been caught on the wrong side of a rising bridge, you know exactly what I’m talking about. Let's dive into the wonderful world of Chicago bridge lifts, shall we?
The Great Bridge Lift Mystery
Now, you might be wondering, "Why on earth would they raise the bridges in the middle of rush hour?" Well, dear reader, it’s a tale as old as time (or at least as old as boats). To accommodate those fancy-pants sailboats and other aquatic vehicles, Chicago’s bridges must occasionally open up and let them pass. It's like the city is hosting a VIP party for boats and we, the landlocked masses, are the unwanted guests.
Timing is Everything (Or Not)
The bridge lifts typically happen during the spring and fall seasons, when those pesky boat owners decide to drag their toys out of storage. The schedule is usually posted in advance, but let’s be honest, who actually checks that? It’s like trying to predict the Chicago weather – you never really know what to expect.
Pro Tip: If you see a crowd of people staring up at a bridge, it’s probably about to go up. Trust your instincts, and find an alternate route.
Bridge Lift Etiquette
While waiting for the bridge to lower, it’s important to remember that not everyone is as thrilled about the situation as you are. Avoid honking your horn like a banshee. It won’t make the bridge come down any faster, and it might just make you a less popular member of society.
Instead, try enjoying the view. Or, if you're feeling adventurous, get out of your car and take a walk. After all, exercise is good for you, right?
How to Survive a Bridge Lift
- How to avoid being stuck in bridge lift traffic: Check the bridge lift schedule before hitting the road, especially during spring and fall.
- How to stay calm when you're trapped: Take deep breaths, listen to some soothing music, or practice mindfulness.
- How to find alternative routes: Use a GPS navigation app to find the quickest detour around the bridge.
- How to make the best of the situation: Enjoy the unexpected break from driving and people-watch, or catch up on podcasts.
- How to avoid road rage: Remember, it's just a bridge. It will come down eventually.