When, Oh When, Will Our CPD Fix Come?
A Dramatic Pause for Effect
Alright, let's talk turkey. Or should I say, let's talk Voight? Or maybe Halstead? Or Upton? (Okay, fine, let's not talk about Upton leaving. That's a wound that's still fresh.)
We're talking about Chicago P.D. people. The show that makes us question our career choices, our sanity, and our love for fictional characters. We're talking about the show that makes us yell at our TVs more than we yell at our significant others (or pets, or houseplants).
The Endless Wait
So, when is this torture going to end? When can we stop re-watching old episodes and actually get some new drama in our lives? We get it, NBC, you want to build suspense. But come on, this is getting ridiculous. We're starting to think about joining the CPD just to find out what happens next.
The Summer Hiatus: A Special Kind of Hell
Summer. The season of sunshine, ice cream, and... deep breath Chicago P.D. withdrawals. It's a cruel, cruel world we live in. We're supposed to enjoy the warm weather and the long days, but all we can think about is Voight and his crew solving crimes. It's like being stuck in a never-ending Intelligence Unit briefing.
What Can We Do About It?
Well, short of staging a protest outside NBC headquarters (which, let's be honest, wouldn't be the worst idea), we can:
- Binge-watch: Yes, again. It’s like a comfort blanket, but with more gunshots.
- Fan fiction: Unleash your inner writer and create your own CPD adventures. Just make sure Voight doesn't end up as a fluffy kitten.
- Support the cast: Follow them on social media, buy their merch (if there is any), and maybe even send them heartfelt letters. Or, you know, just creepily stalk them. Just kidding (kind of).
And finally, let's all just send good vibes into the universe. Maybe, just maybe, it will convince NBC to speed up production. Or at least give us a really juicy trailer.
How to...
- How to survive the CPD hiatus: Stock up on coffee, snacks, and your favorite binge-watching companion.
- How to cope with withdrawal symptoms: Seek professional help (just kidding). Or try meditation, yoga, or counting sheep.
- How to prepare for the new season: Re-watch all previous seasons, analyze character development, and predict plot twists.
- How to express your love for the show: Tweet, post, comment, and generally make as much noise as possible.
- How to stay sane until the new season: Remember, this too shall pass. Eventually.
