Chicago PD: Is it Back Yet? A Cry for Help
Alright, so, I’m starting to think I’m in a one-woman protest against the powers that be at Sky. I’m talking about the criminal lack of information on when Chicago PD is returning to our screens. I mean, c’mon, it’s like they’re trying to solve a cold case or something.
The Waiting Game: A Masterclass in Patience (Or Lack Thereof)
I’ve tried everything. I’ve checked Twitter, Instagram, Facebook (don’t judge me), and even tried to bribe my Sky rep with homemade cookies (they declined, citing "corporate policy"). Nothing. Nada. Zilch. It’s like they’re playing some twisted game of cat and mouse, and we’re the cats.
I’m starting to think Voight would have this figured out by now. He’d probably interrogate the Sky scheduling department until they confessed. Or worse, he’d go undercover as a tea-making intern.
What Do We Want? Chicago PD! When Do We Want It? Now!
Look, I get it. Making TV is hard work. But can someone please just give us a hint? A crumb? Anything? I’m starting to hallucinate Halstead and Burgess solving crimes in my living room. It’s getting weird.
I’m starting to think that the real crime here is the lack of communication. This is an outrage! A scandal! A... well, you get the idea.
So, Sky, if you’re reading this (which, let’s be honest, you probably are), please, for the love of all things holy, tell us when Chicago PD is coming back. We’re begging you.
How To... Satisfy Your Chicago PD Cravings
While we wait for the glorious return of our favorite CPD officers, here are a few tips to tide you over:
- How to rewatch all previous seasons: This one's a no-brainer. There's always room for another binge-watch.
- How to join a Chicago PD fan group: Find your fellow obsessed fans and discuss theories, characters, and your undying love for the show.
- How to pretend to be a detective: Grab a trench coat, a magnifying glass, and start solving imaginary crimes around your house.
- How to bake a cake in the shape of Chicago: Okay, maybe this one is a bit ambitious, but the effort will impress your friends.
- How to write fan fiction: Unleash your inner writer and create your own Chicago PD adventures.
Seriously though, Sky, get your act together. We need our fix.