Summertime Sadness (or Something Like It) in the Big Apple
So, you're itching to ditch the layers and soak up some sun in the concrete jungle that is New York City? Well, hold your horses (or your subway pole, whatever). Let's talk about when this whole "summer" thing actually starts around here.
Summer: The Elusive Beast
You'd think summer would be a clear-cut concept, right? Like, it's summer, and that's that. But no, Mother Nature decided to throw a wrench in the works and give us New Yorkers a little something extra to complain about.
Officially, summer starts on the summer solstice, which usually falls around June 21st. But let's be real, who's counting on the official start of anything in this city? By that point, we're still recovering from the shock of seeing our shadow shorter than us.
When Does it Feel Like Summer?
Now, that's the real question. Because let’s face it, there’s a big difference between “summer” and “summertime feels.”
- June: This is like summer's awkward teenage phase. It's warm, but not too warm. You're hopeful, but also prepared for disappointment.
- July & August: This is when summer finally gets its act together. It's hot, it's humid, and it's basically a sauna with skyscrapers.
- September: Summer's last hurrah. It's like that one really good episode of a mediocre TV show. You're enjoying it, but you know it's coming to an end.
So, when does it really feel like summer? Well, that depends on your pain tolerance for humidity and your definition of "warm." But let's just say, if you're waiting for those perfect beach days, you might be waiting until July.
Surviving (and Enjoying) New York Summers
- Embrace the AC: This is not a drill. Find the coldest, darkest corner of your apartment and hunker down.
- Hydrate: Water, iced coffee, popsicles - whatever it takes. Just keep that body hydrated.
- Rooftop Bars: Because what's better than sweating in style?
- Summer Festivals: From food to music to art, there's something for everyone.
- Escape Plans: Beaches, mountains, anywhere with fresh air is calling your name.
And remember, even when it feels like a personal attack on your sanity, there's always something to enjoy about New York summers. Just try not to melt.
How-To Questions for Summer Survival
- How to survive a New York City heatwave? Stay hydrated, find shade, and invest in a good fan.
- How to find the best rooftop bars in the city? Check online reviews and recommendations, or just wander around and look for crowds.
- How to make the most of free outdoor events? Check local listings, plan ahead, and bring a picnic blanket.
- How to beat the humidity? Light layers, breathable fabrics, and maybe a personal misting fan.
- How to stay sane during the summer subway commute? Earbuds, podcasts, and daydreaming about vacations.