BTS in Houston: A Tale of Unfulfilled Dreams (or Maybe Not?)
So, you wanna know when BTS is coming to Houston in 2023, huh? Well, let's dive into this rabbit hole of hope and disappointment together.
The Great BTS Houston Drought
If you're an ARMY in Houston, I feel your pain. It's like waiting for rain in the Sahara. We've been parched for BTS love for what feels like an eternity. Every rumor, every whisper, every "insider" tip has sent us into a frenzy, only to be met with the cold, hard truth: BTS hasn't announced a Houston stop.
Conspiracy Theories or Just Plain Heartbreak?
Some say it's a cosmic joke. Others blame Big Hit for playing cruel games with our emotions. Maybe it's a secret plot to drive us ARMYs insane. Or perhaps, just perhaps, they're saving the best for last.
I mean, can you imagine the chaos if they did surprise us? The city would implode. Traffic would be worse than usual (which is saying something). And let's not even talk about the ticket fiasco.
Hope is a Dangerous Thing
But hey, hope is a powerful drug. And as long as there's a breath left in our ARMY bodies, we'll cling to that sliver of possibility. So, let's keep our fingers crossed, our eyes peeled, and our wallets ready.
Just kidding about the wallets. Unless you want to risk bankruptcy trying to get tickets.
How to Cope with BTS Withdrawal in Houston
- How to survive without a BTS concert: binge-watch their content, learn their choreography, and pretend your shower is a concert stage.
- How to avoid FOMO: mute BTS-related hashtags on social media (temporarily, of course).
- How to find fellow ARMYs in Houston: join local fan clubs, attend fan meetings, or simply start a conversation with the person wearing the BTS merch.
- How to stay sane: remember that life goes on, even without BTS in your city. For now.
- How to prepare for the inevitable: start saving up for tickets, flights, and accommodations. Just in case.
So, there you have it. The cold, hard truth about BTS and Houston. Until further notice, let's keep the dream alive and support our boys from afar. Maybe one day, our wish will come true. Or maybe we'll all just move to Seoul.