When is the Big One Gonna Drop? Or, Rather, Shake?
So, you're wondering when California is going to turn into a giant, quivering jelly? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive into the thrilling world of earthquake preparedness (or lack thereof).
The Great California ShakeOut: It's Not a Cocktail Party
Every year, millions of people across the Golden State participate in a little event called the Great California ShakeOut. It’s basically a dress rehearsal for when the Big One finally decides to show up. Think of it as the earthquake equivalent of a fire drill, only with less screaming and more dropping, covering, and holding on.
When is it? This year's ShakeOut is on October 17th at 10:17 AM. Mark your calendars, people! Or, you know, just set a reminder on your phone like a normal person.
Why Should I Care About a Drill?
Valid question. You're probably thinking, "I live in a concrete jungle, earthquakes are just a myth, right?" Wrong-o! Even if you're not in a fault zone, knowing what to do during an earthquake can save your life. Plus, it's a great excuse to practice your dramatic crawl-under-a-desk skills.
What Do I Do During a ShakeOut?
Easy peasy lemon squeezy. You DROP to the ground, COVER your head and neck with your arms, and HOLD ON to something stable until the shaking stops. It's like a really intense game of statue, but with a higher stakes.
But What If I'm in the Kitchen?
Ah, the age-old question. Well, first of all, props to you for being in the kitchen during an earthquake. That's dedication to snacking. Secondly, if you can safely get away from the stove and counters, do it. If not, curl into a fetal position and pray to the gods of pasta that your cabinets don't explode.
So, When's the Actual Earthquake Happening?
Ah, the million-dollar question. Unfortunately, we don't have a crystal ball (yet). Earthquakes are unpredictable beasts, and while California is definitely at risk, it's impossible to say exactly when the next big one will hit. That's why it's important to be prepared, no matter what.
How To... Earthquake Edition
- How to prepare for an earthquake: Stock up on emergency supplies, create a family communication plan, and secure heavy furniture.
- How to stay calm during an earthquake: Remember, panic doesn't help. Take deep breaths and follow your emergency plan.
- How to help others after an earthquake: Check on your neighbors, offer assistance, and be aware of your surroundings.
- How to create an earthquake emergency kit: Include water, non-perishable food, a first aid kit, flashlight, and a battery-powered radio.
- How to make your home earthquake-safe: Secure bookcases, hanging objects, and water heaters to prevent damage.