When Does New York Actually Decide to Embrace Autumn?
Let's talk about the million-dollar question that keeps New Yorkers up at night (well, maybe not that much, but it's definitely a topic of heated debate over overpriced coffee): When, oh when, does New York City finally ditch the "summer" pretense and fully commit to autumn?
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| When Is It Autumn In New York |
The Eternal Struggle: Summer vs. Fall
Now, I know what you're thinking: "Isn't autumn supposed to start on September 22nd, you know, with that whole equinox thing?" Well, yes, technically. But let's be real, New York City has a very specific idea of what constitutes autumn.
It's like that friend who insists they're "totally over summer" on July 4th, but then is still rocking shorts and tank tops in October. New York is that friend.
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The Five Stages of New York Autumn
- Denial: This is typically the entire month of September. The city is in a state of denial, pretending it's still summer. People are wearing sundresses, complaining about the heat, and acting like they're going to the beach any day now.
- Anger: Once October rolls around, and the temperature starts to drop, New Yorkers enter a phase of intense anger. "Where did the summer go?" they cry, blaming climate change, the government, and their exes for the sudden chill.
- Bargaining: This is when people start breaking out the sweaters and scarves but still wear sandals. They're trying to bargain with the weather, hoping that if they dress warmly enough, summer will magically return.
- Depression: By November, the reality of autumn sets in. The leaves are brown, the days are shorter, and everyone is craving comfort food. This is the peak of pumpkin spice everything.
- Acceptance: Finally, in December, New Yorkers reluctantly accept that winter is coming. They bundle up, embrace the holiday spirit, and start dreaming of spring.
So, When Is It Really Autumn in New York?
Let's be honest, there's no definitive answer. But if we're going by pure New York logic, it's probably sometime in November, after the first real snowstorm. Until then, enjoy the rollercoaster of emotions that is New York autumn.
How-To Questions for Aspiring New Yorkers
- How to dress for New York autumn: Layers, layers, and more layers. Be prepared for anything.
- How to survive pumpkin spice season: Embrace it or avoid it like the plague. There's no in-between.
- How to find the best foliage in New York: Venture outside the city. Trust me, it's worth it.
- How to enjoy autumn in New York: Embrace the cozy vibes, go for walks in Central Park, and indulge in comfort food.
- How to prepare for winter after autumn: Start saving money for heating bills and therapy sessions.
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