When Will Houston Actually Get Cold? A Burning Question
Okay, so you're in Houston, and you're tired of the sweltering heat. You're dreaming of pumpkin spice lattes, cozy sweaters, and maybe even a hint of frost on your windshield. Let's talk about when this magical time will arrive.
Houston's Cruel Summer Affair
Houston and winter? It's like oil and water, or maybe more accurately, like a swamp monster and a snowball. Summer here is a relentless, sweaty affair that makes you question your life choices. You’re constantly battling humidity that feels like a wet blanket wrapped around you, and the sun is a personal vendetta.
The Elusive Houston Winter
Now, let's get real. When it comes to cold weather in Houston, it's more like a fleeting visit from a distant relative. You might get a brief respite from the heat around December or January, but don't get too excited. It's more likely to be a "chilly" 50 degrees than a bone-chilling blizzard. And let's not forget the occasional "polar vortex" that everyone freaks out about, but usually ends up being a mild inconvenience.
How to Survive (or Thrive) in Houston's "Winter"
- Embrace the Layers: Onion-style dressing is your friend. You never know when the AC will go from arctic to sauna.
- Invest in a Good Fan: Because even in "winter," you might need a breeze.
- Learn to Love Soup: A warm bowl of something delicious can trick your body into thinking it's cold outside.
- Plan Your Escape: If you really can't handle the heat, start planning your winter vacation to somewhere actually cold.
FAQ: Houston's Chilly Conundrum
- How to dress for Houston's "winter"? Layers, layers, and more layers. Be prepared to shed or add clothing as needed.
- How to stay cool when it's not really cold? Embrace the heat, find a pool, or invest in a good AC unit.
- How to find indoor activities in Houston? Museums, shopping malls, and movie theaters are your best bet.
- How to mentally prepare for Houston's summer? Stock up on sunscreen, hydration, and a sense of humor.
- How to convince yourself that 70 degrees is actually cold? Remind yourself of the countless people shivering in sub-zero temperatures.
