Is Ivan Cornejo Coming Back to Houston? A Cry for Help
Alright, Houston, let's talk about the elephant in the room. Or should I say, the corrido in the room? We're talking about Ivan Cornejo, people. The man, the myth, the legend. And the question on everyone’s lips is, when is this dude coming back to Houston?
I mean, I get it. His music is like that perfect combination of heartbreak and tequila that hits you right in the feels. But seriously, it's been too long since we've had a chance to sing our lungs out to "No Me Digas Que No".
The Drought is Real
We're experiencing a full-blown Ivan Cornejo drought here in H-Town. It’s like trying to survive a Texas summer without AC. It's just not sustainable. I've resorted to playing his music on repeat, hoping that sheer willpower will somehow teleport him here.
I've even tried contacting the Houston Rodeo committee directly. I mean, c'mon, Ivan and the rodeo are like peanut butter and jelly. A match made in country music heaven. But so far, no luck.
What Can We Do?
We need to take matters into our own hands. Maybe we should start a petition? Or perhaps we should organize a flash mob outside his record label’s office, singing our hearts out. I'm thinking a mariachi band would add some extra flair.
If all else fails, we could always try building a shrine to Ivan in our living rooms. I'm kidding (kind of).
How to...
- How to survive the Ivan Cornejo drought? Stock up on your favorite tequila and learn all his songs by heart.
- How to express your love for Ivan Cornejo? Write him a heartfelt letter (or a really long tweet), or maybe even get a tattoo (just kidding, or am I?).
- How to increase the chances of Ivan Cornejo coming to Houston? Spread the word on social media, tag him in your posts, and let him know that Houston misses him!
- How to prepare for the next Ivan Cornejo concert? Start practicing your dance moves (or lack thereof) and learn all the lyrics.
- How to cope with the inevitable heartbreak after the concert? Plan a post-concert recovery session with your friends, complete with tacos and margaritas.
So, Ivan, if you're reading this, please, pretty please, come back to Houston. We promise to sing along at the top of our lungs and buy all your merch. Just don't make us wait too long.
Houston, we have a problem (or rather, a solution). Let’s unite and bring Ivan Cornejo back to our city!