Is Severide Back Yet? A Cry for Help
Okay, let's talk about the elephant in the firehouse – Severide. Or, to put it more dramatically, the Lieutenant in the firehouse.
We've all been there, haven't we? Staring at the TV screen, our eyes filled with longing, as the credits roll and we're left hanging, wondering, is Kelly Severide coming back? It's like waiting for your pizza order but they keep saying it's "almost ready." Except instead of pizza, it's our favorite firefighter.
The Severide Saga: A Cliffhanger That Never Ends
Let’s break this down:
- The Disappearance: One moment he's saving kittens from trees, the next he's gone, leaving us with a gaping hole in our hearts and the show with a plot hole the size of a fire truck.
- The Speculation: Wild theories run rampant. Did he join the circus? Become a deep-sea welder? Or is he simply taking a very long nap?
- The Hope: But then a glimmer of hope. Whispers of a return, promises of his comeback. We cling to these like a cat to a sunbeam.
When Will This Torture End?
Honestly, who knows? The writers seem to be playing a cruel game of cat and mouse with us. They dangle the carrot of Severide's return, only to snatch it away at the last minute. It's like a never-ending soap opera, but with less drama and more hot firefighters.
Until then, we can only speculate, theorize, and dream of the day when Severide once again graces our screens.
How to Cope with Severide Withdrawal
- How to occupy your mind while waiting: Binge-watch old episodes, learn firefighting techniques (just kidding, don't do that), or start a support group.
- How to find fan theories: Dive deep into online forums, social media, and conspiracy theory websites.
- How to prepare for Severide's return: Stock up on snacks, tissues, and your favorite Chicago Fire merchandise.
- How to handle disappointment: Practice deep breathing, meditation, or simply scream into a pillow.
- How to stay sane: Remember, there are other great characters on the show. But let's be real, they're no Severide.
So, there you have it. The agonizing wait for Severide's return. Let's hope it's sooner rather than later. Until then, let's keep the faith and support each other through this difficult time.
