Texas, Where Football is a Religion (But Winning the Big 12 Isn't)
Okay, let’s talk about something that’s probably causing a collective eye-roll in Texas right now: the Big 12. Specifically, when was the last time Texas actually won it?
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The Lone Star State, Lone Star Struggles
Now, before we dive into the nitty-gritty, let’s acknowledge that Texas is a football powerhouse. The state bleeds burnt orange, and the sound of a "Hook 'Em Horns" chant can be heard from El Paso to Louisiana. But when it comes to the Big 12, things get a bit... complicated.
It's like that really cool friend who's always got the hottest car and the best parties, but somehow, they just can't seem to hold down a job. That's Texas and the Big 12.
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A Brief History of Heartbreak (for Texas Fans)
To refresh your memory, or to inflict some serious pain, let's revisit the recent past:
- 2005: Texas last won the Big 12 Championship. That's right, folks, you have to go back nearly two decades.
- The Oklahoma Dominance: For a good chunk of those years, Oklahoma was the Big 12's bully. Imagine being the biggest kid on the block, only to get your lunch money stolen by the same kid year after year. Ouch.
So, What Gives?
You might be wondering, “How does a program with so much talent and tradition consistently fall short?” Well, that’s a question for the Texas coaching staff and sports psychologists. But if we had to guess, we'd say it's a combination of factors:
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- The Weight of Expectations: With a fan base as passionate as Texas', the pressure to win is immense.
- Coaching Changes: Let's just say there have been a few.
- The SEC Luring Away Talent: Texas is now in the SEC, which might explain why they're so eager to leave the Big 12.
How to Cope as a Texas Fan
If you're a Texas fan, we feel your pain. Here are a few tips to help you cope:
- Embrace the SEC: Look on the bright side, at least you're not in the Big 12 anymore.
- Focus on Recruits: The future is bright, right? Right?
- Find a New Hobby: Maybe try knitting or birdwatching?
FAQs
How to deal with Oklahoma fans bragging about their Big 12 dominance?
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- Ignore them. Or, if you must engage, remind them that Texas is moving to a bigger and badder conference.
How to avoid talking about the 2005 Big 12 Championship?
- Change the subject. Quickly.
How to stay optimistic about Texas football?
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- Drink heavily. Just kidding (kind of).
How to find a therapist who specializes in Texas football fans?
- Your local Yellow Pages should have a listing.
How to prepare for another decade without a Big 12 Championship?
- Stock up on snacks and comfort TV.
Remember, even the best teams have bad runs. So, chin up, Longhorn fans. Better days (hopefully) are ahead.
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