Is it September Yet? The Eternal Question of Chicago P.D. Fans
Okay, so, let’s talk about the burning question on everyone’s lips (or at least, on the lips of a certain group of people who are very into police procedurals): When is the freaking Chicago P.D. season premiere?!
I mean, I know, I know. We're all busy adults with important things to do, like, you know, adulting and stuff. But let’s be real, who among us hasn't found themselves staring blankly at the TV remote, desperately hoping to stumble upon a marathon of old episodes? We're not alone, people. We're not alone.
The Drought is Real
It's like the writers have a personal vendetta against us, dangling the promise of Voight's gruff charm and Halstead's smoldering good looks in front of our faces, only to snatch it away just as we're about to get really invested. Cruel.
I'm starting to think they’re holding the premiere hostage until we all learn to knit or something. Or maybe they're just really enjoying the suspense. Whatever it is, it's getting old.
The Countdown is On (Or Off, Depending on How You Look at It)
I've resorted to counting down the days until September in my head. It's a dangerous game, because let's be honest, time moves at the speed of a snail when you're eagerly awaiting new episodes. But hey, it's something to do, right?
So, to all my fellow P.D. addicts out there, let's stick together. We'll get through this. Maybe. Hopefully. Please?
How to Survive the Chicago P.D. Drought
- How to occupy your time until the premiere: Binge-watch old episodes, learn a new language, take up skydiving. Just kidding about the last one. Maybe.
- How to avoid spoilers: Unfollow everyone on social media who might possibly, maybe, could talk about Chicago P.D.
- How to cope with withdrawal symptoms: Stock up on coffee, chocolate, and comfort food. And maybe a therapist.
- How to increase your productivity: Realize that watching TV all day is not a sustainable life plan.
- How to stay sane: Remember that there are other great shows out there. But let's be honest, nothing can truly replace Chicago P.D.