So, You Wanna See Green?
Let's talk about the mother of all parades: the St. Patrick's Day Parade in New York City. Now, if you're picturing leprechauns handing out pots of gold, you might wanna lower your expectations. But if you're into rivers of green beer, bagpipers with questionable lung capacity, and crowds so thick you could walk on heads, then boy oh boy, are you in for a treat!
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| When Is The St. Patrick's Day Parade In New York City This Year |
When's the Party?
You might be thinking, "Smart one, that’s why I’m here." And you’d be absolutely right. The St. Patrick's Day Parade in NYC is a tradition as old as your grandma’s favorite sweater (okay, maybe not that old, but still pretty ancient).
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This year, the parade marched on Saturday, March 16th. So if you missed it, tough luck! You’ll have to wait a whole year to witness the spectacle of thousands of people dressed in green, somehow managing to stay upright.
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Planning Your St. Patrick's Day Adventure
Now, let’s say you’re determined to experience the green glory next year. How do you prepare for such an event? Well, first, you need to accept that you will be surrounded by people who have clearly consumed their body weight in green food coloring. Second, you need to find a solid vantage point. And third, you need to have a plan for post-parade sustenance (think greasy food and strong coffee).
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How to Survive the Parade
- Dress appropriately: Layers are your friend. You never know if it’ll be freezing or a heatwave.
- Bring snacks: Because let’s face it, you’re not gonna find a gourmet food truck there.
- Embrace the chaos: It’s a parade, not a tea party.
How to Find a Good Spot
- Get there early: This is non-negotiable.
- Consider a rooftop: If you can afford it, the view is unbeatable.
- Be flexible: Sometimes the best spots are unplanned.
How to Recover
- Hydrate: Water, not more green beer.
- Eat something greasy: Your body will thank you.
- Rest: You earned it!
So there you have it, folks. Everything you need to know (or at least everything I know) about the St. Patrick's Day Parade in NYC. Happy planning!
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