Is Summer Ever Over in Houston? A Burning Question
Houston, Texas: where the heat is real, the humidity is higher, and the only thing colder than your AC bill is your heart when you realize you forgot to turn it off. Welcome to the land of perpetual summer, or so it feels.
Summer: Houston's Eternal Lover
Let's be honest, Houston and summer are like a toxically perfect couple. They fight (humidity, heat waves), they make up (occasional rain showers), and they just can't seem to let go. While the rest of the world is cozying up with pumpkin spice lattes, we're still rocking those tank tops and flip-flops.
When does summer actually end? Ah, the million-dollar question. Technically, it's a seasonal thing, with autumn supposedly starting around September. But let's be real, if you're breaking a sweat in October, does it really count as fall? Houston's response to this is a shrug and a "maybe next year."
Signs That Summer Might Be Losing Its Grip (Slightly)
- The Mosquitoes Start Complaining: If the mosquitoes are buzzing around like they're auditioning for a jet engine, it might be a sign that summer is winding down. Or maybe they're just extra angry because you keep swatting them.
- Football Season: Once the NFL kicks off, there's a collective shift in focus. People start talking about fantasy football, game-day snacks, and tailgating. It's like a subtle hint that summer might be on its way out.
- Back-to-School Ads: This one is a brutal reality check. As soon as you see those commercials with overly enthusiastic kids and shiny new backpacks, you realize that summer vacation is officially over.
How to Survive the Houston Summer (and Maybe Even Enjoy It)
- Embrace the Sweat: It's going to happen, so own it. Invest in some good deodorant, and maybe even consider a sweat-proof makeup routine.
- Hydrate Like a Camel: Water, water, and more water. Electrolytes are your friend too.
- Find Your Oasis: Whether it's a pool, a lake, or a good air-conditioned spot, having a place to cool off is essential.
How to Tell If Summer is Really Over
- How to know when to break out the sweaters: When you start shivering indoors.
- How to survive the fall fashion dilemma: Layers, my friend, layers.
- How to prepare for pumpkin spice everything: Stock up on coffee and whipped cream.
- How to cope with the shorter days: Invest in a happy light.
- How to embrace the cozy vibes: Blankets, candles, and binge-watching.
So, while Houston might have a love affair with summer that never seems to end, we can always find ways to survive (and maybe even thrive) in the heat. Just remember, it's all about finding your own personal oasis and enjoying the ride.
