When is Supercross Gonna Get Its Act Together? (And Come to Houston)
Alright, dirt bike enthusiasts, let's talk about the burning question on everyone's lips: When is Supercross coming to Houston? I know, I know, we’ve been waiting forever for that sweet, sweet sound of engines roaring through the Texas air. It’s like waiting for your pizza order to arrive, but with way more adrenaline and way less cheese.
The Agony of Anticipation
We’ve all been there. You’re sitting at home, minding your own business, when suddenly a commercial comes on with those insane Supercross jumps and heart-stopping crashes. You immediately start planning your outfit, your pit crew, and your victory lap (even though you’re not actually racing). But then reality hits: Houston isn’t on the schedule. It’s like your favorite band announcing a world tour, but skipping your city. Brutal.
Why Houston, Why?
Houston, you're a city of dreams, barbecue, and a whole lot of open space. We’ve got the crowds, the enthusiasm, and let's be honest, we could probably build a kick-ass Supercross track in NRG Stadium with our eyes closed. So, what's the hold up? Is it something we said? Did we forget to send in our fan application?
Let's Make Some Noise
Look, we get it. Supercross has to plan these things in advance. But can we please put a flag in the ground for Houston? Let's start a petition, a social media campaign, or maybe even a bake sale (with dirt bike-themed cupcakes, of course). We need to show Supercross that Houston is serious about its motocross.
Until then, we’ll just have to keep dreaming of those triple jumps and imagining the roar of the crowd.
How To... Supercross Survival Guide
While we wait for Houston's Supercross debut, here are a few quick tips to prepare you for the eventual epic event:
- How to survive the heat: Hydration is key. Bring a refillable water bottle and slather on that sunscreen.
- How to dress for the occasion: Layers are your friend. It can be chilly at night, but the sun can be brutal during the day.
- How to find the best spot: Get there early to snag a prime viewing area. Or, bring a portable chair and make yourself comfortable.
- How to impress your friends: Learn some basic motocross terms. Trust us, it will make you sound like a pro.
- How to have fun: Just relax and enjoy the show! Supercross is all about the excitement and energy.
So, there you have it. Until Supercross graces us with its presence, let's keep our fingers crossed, our hopes high, and our engines revved. Houston, we’re ready when you are!
