When Did That Windy B*tch Hit New York?
So, you wanna know when the last hurricane decided to pay New York a visit? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive into a whirlwind of weather-related hilarity.
Hurricane Sandy: The Party Crasher of 2012
Let's start with the big one, shall we? Hurricane Sandy, the uninvited guest who crashed the Halloween party of 2012. This wasn't your average hurricane; it was more like a Category 1 diva with a penchant for power outages and tidal waves. New York City was basically transformed into Atlantis for a hot minute. People were trading their umbrellas for snorkels. It was a wild time, let me tell ya.
Post-Sandy: The Calm Before the... Next Storm?
After Sandy wreaked havoc, New Yorkers were like, "Okay, universe, that was enough. Please, no more water-based drama." But of course, Mother Nature had other plans. We've had a few close calls since then, with storms like Irene and Henri making appearances. They were more like pesky relatives who show up uninvited, stay for a few days, and then leave a mess.
Important Note: While we’ve had some scary moments, New York hasn’t been directly hit by a full-blown hurricane since Sandy. So, breathe a sigh of relief, city dwellers!
How to Prepare for the Inevitable
Look, we all know that another hurricane is coming. It's just a matter of when. So, let's be prepared, shall we?
- How to stock up on supplies without looking like a doomsday prepper: Grab some non-perishable food, water, batteries, and a good book. Oh, and don't forget the wine.
- How to create a hurricane-proof fortress: Invest in some sturdy furniture, secure any loose items outside, and consider getting flood insurance. Just kidding about the fortress. But the rest is solid advice.
- How to stay calm during a hurricane: Remember, panicking won't change the weather. So, grab a blanket, a good movie, and enjoy the forced relaxation.
- How to survive the aftermath: Be patient, help your neighbors, and appreciate the little things. Like electricity.
- How to make hurricane-themed cocktails: Because why not? Just kidding again. Or am I?
So there you have it, a brief history of hurricanes in New York. Let's hope the next one decides to take a vacation. Or, you know, just disappear forever.
