Houston: The Concrete Jungle Where the Sun Never Sets (Or At Least Feels Like It)
Houston, Texas – the city where dreams are made of... and sweat. If you’re new to town, let me break it down for you: it’s hot. Like, really, really hot. And when it’s not hot, it’s either humid or about to be hot. So, the burning question on everyone’s lips (and probably dripping down their faces) is: when was the last time it rained in Houston?
A Brief History of Water in Houston
Let's take a trip down memory lane, shall we? (Don’t worry, it’s air-conditioned in here.) Historically, Houston has had a love-hate relationship with rain. We love it when it cools things down, but we hate it when it causes traffic chaos. It’s like that friend who’s great fun until they start drama.
There was that one summer (let’s say, 2019 for argument’s sake) when it felt like the heavens opened up and decided to have a water balloon fight. We had floods, alligators in swimming pools, and Noah’s Ark jokes. Good times. But since then? Well, let’s just say the cacti are thriving.
So, When Did It Last Rain?
You’re probably thinking, "Cut to the chase!" Okay, okay, here’s the deal. To get the most accurate and up-to-date information, you’ll need to check a weather website or app. But if you’re looking for a general idea, let’s just say that if you’ve seen a cloud that wasn’t shaped like a UFO recently, consider yourself lucky.
Pro tip: If you hear someone say, "It feels like a dry sauna in here," they're probably not talking about the gym.
How to Survive the Houston Heat (Without Resorting to Extreme Measures)
- How to stay hydrated: Drink water like it's your job. And maybe add some electrolytes for good measure.
- How to dress for the heat: Light, loose-fitting clothing is your best friend. And don't forget the sunscreen!
- How to find indoor activities: Libraries, malls, and movie theaters are your oasis.
- How to cool down your house: Invest in a good AC unit or at least a powerful fan.
- How to appreciate the rain: When it finally does rain, cherish every drop. And maybe do a little rain dance to encourage more.