Houston: A Snow Day Dreamland?
Let's Talk About Snow in Houston - Or Lack Thereof
If you're dreaming of building a snowman in the heart of Texas, you might want to adjust your expectations. Houston, the concrete jungle where the sun seems to have a permanent residency, isn't exactly known for its winter wonderland vibes. In fact, mentioning snow in Houston is like suggesting penguins could thrive in the Sahara.
The Last Time Houston Saw Snow: A Historical Mystery
So, when was the last time Houston actually saw snow? Well, let's just say it's about as frequent as a sighting of Bigfoot in Central Park. While other parts of the country are digging out from snowstorms, Houstonians are more likely to be complaining about the humidity.
But fear not, history buffs! There have been some occasions when snowflakes dared to grace the Bayou City. These are often referred to as "snowpocalypses" by locals, mostly because everyone loses their minds over a few flakes. Remember that time in 2017 when the city practically shut down because of a dusting? Good times, good times.
Houston's Love-Hate Relationship with Winter
Houstonians have a complex relationship with winter. On one hand, we love the excuse to wear our favorite sweaters and drink hot chocolate. On the other hand, anything below 60 degrees is considered a polar vortex. And don't even get us started on ice. We're more likely to see a herd of unicorns than a frozen lake in this neck of the woods.
So, What's a Houstonian to Do?
If you're craving a winter escape, your best bet is to book a flight to somewhere, well, anywhere colder. But if you're stuck in H-Town, don't despair. There's always indoor skiing (yes, it's a thing), or you can channel your inner Elsa and build a snowman out of cotton balls.
How to Survive a Houston Winter (Without Freezing)
- How to dress for a "cold" Houston day: Layers, layers, layers. And maybe a scarf.
- How to find indoor snow in Houston: Check out local malls or entertainment centers for artificial snow experiences.
- How to make a snowman when it doesn't snow: Unleash your creativity with cotton balls, foam, or even rice!
- How to stay sane during a Houston heatwave: Embrace the AC, drink plenty of water, and avoid outdoor activities during peak hours.
- How to appreciate the sunshine: Soak up those vitamin D rays and enjoy the fact that you don't have to shovel snow!
