AHS: NYC on Disney+? The Haunting Question of Our Time
Okay, let's talk about the elephant in the room (or should I say, the ghost in the apartment?). When is American Horror Story: New York City going to grace our screens on Disney+? The short answer is: we don't know. The long answer is: we're dying to find out.
The Devil You Say
Now, I know what you're thinking. Disney? Horror? Isn't that like putting Elsa from Frozen in a haunted house? But hey, stranger things have happened. Maybe Mickey Mouse is secretly a huge fan of rubber masks and jump scares. We can dream, right?
The Waiting Game
We’ve all been there. You're scrolling through Disney+, looking for something to binge, and then it hits you: AHS: NYC is missing. It's like finding out your favorite flavor of ice cream is discontinued. You're left feeling empty, confused, and craving something spooky.
Theories Abound
There are countless theories floating around about why AHS: NYC hasn't made its way to Disney+. Some say it's too scary for the family-friendly platform. Others believe it's a matter of licensing issues. And then there are those who insist it's all a big cosmic joke played on us by the TV gods.
How to...
While we wait for the big reveal, let's focus on what we can control. Here are a few tips to help you survive the wait:
- How to occupy your time while waiting: Binge-watch other horror shows, try a new hobby, or start a support group for fellow AHS fans.
- How to avoid spoilers: Unfollow anyone who might post spoilers on social media, and avoid reading comments sections like the plague.
- How to prepare for the eventual release: Stock up on popcorn, blankets, and your favorite spooky snacks.
- How to stay sane: Remember, there are other great shows out there. Take a break from AHS and explore new genres.
- How to increase your chances of a Disney+ announcement: Sacrifice a rubber duck to the TV gods. Just kidding (or are we?).
So, there you have it. The AHS: NYC and Disney+ saga continues. Let's hope the wait is worth it. Until then, let's keep our fingers crossed and our streaming services open.
