The Big Bend: Will It Ever Unbend?
So, you've heard about the Big Bend, right? That mind-bogglingly long skyscraper that's supposed to snake its way through Manhattan. It's like someone took a ruler, bent it, and said, "Let's make a building out of that!" And here we are, years later, still waiting for it to materialize.
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| When Will The Big Bend Be Finished Nyc |
A Bend in the Road
Let's get one thing straight: the Big Bend is not your average skyscraper. It's a architectural flex, a statement, a "hold my beer" to every other building in the world. It's supposed to be longer than tall, which is like saying you want a hot dog that's longer than a football field. Bold move, architects. Bold move.
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But here's the kicker: it's been in the planning stages for what feels like forever. And by forever, I mean since dinosaurs roamed the earth... okay, maybe not that long, but you get the point. It's been a while.
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Bend Over Backwards
So, what's the hold up? Well, apparently, bending a building isn't as easy as bending a paperclip. There's structural engineering, wind resistance, and the small matter of actually getting someone to fund this colossal project. Plus, I'm pretty sure there's a city ordinance somewhere about buildings not being allowed to block out the sun for the entire island.
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When Will It Be Finished?
The short answer? We don't know. The long answer? Probably not anytime soon. But hey, who's counting? In the meantime, we can dream about penthouse apartments with views of Central Park and... well, more Central Park. And maybe a river if we're lucky.
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How to Cope with the Big Bend Delay
While we wait for this architectural marvel to become a reality, here are a few tips to help you cope:
- How to manage your expectations: Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither will the Big Bend.
- How to find other tall buildings to gawk at: There are plenty of other skyscrapers in NYC to admire.
- How to daydream about living in the Big Bend: Let your imagination run wild.
- How to plan your Big Bend viewing party: Just in case it ever gets built.
- How to stay sane: Deep breaths, people. Deep breaths.
So, there you have it. The Big Bend saga continues. Until then, let's enjoy the city's skyline as it is and keep our fingers crossed for a groundbreaking ceremony.
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