When Will This Texas Heatwave End? A Cry for Coolness
Okay, East Texas, let's have a serious talk. About the weather. Because, honestly, who else are we going to complain to about the heat? Our pets? They're probably enjoying it.
The Great Texas Oven
We're officially living in a giant, outdoor convection oven. And I'm not talking about one of those fancy ones with the self-cleaning feature. Nope, this oven requires constant manual labor in the form of sweat. We're all that crispy chicken on the bottom rack at this point.
So, the burning question is: When will this heatwave mercifully decide to pack its bags and head to Arizona? Or maybe Florida. Anywhere but here. I'm starting to think that the dinosaurs went extinct because they couldn't handle this kind of heat.
Signs You've Been in East Texas Too Long
- You've started watering your lawn with ice cubes.
- You're considering building an underground bunker.
- Your car's AC has given up and you're now considering installing a swamp cooler.
- You've developed a new sweat-based currency.
Hope on the Horizon?
I know, I know. Hope is a dangerous thing in East Texas during the summer. But let's cling to it anyway. There’s always that glimmer of possibility that a cold front will swoop in and save us. Until then, we'll just have to keep chugging that sweet tea and dreaming of sweater weather.
How to Survive the East Texas Heat
- How to dress for the heat: Opt for light, loose-fitting clothing made from breathable fabrics. Think linen, cotton, or moisture-wicking materials.
- How to stay hydrated: Drink plenty of water throughout the day, even if you don't feel thirsty. Avoid excessive caffeine and alcohol.
- How to cool down your home: Utilize fans, blinds, and curtains to keep your home as cool as possible. Consider investing in a portable AC unit for personal relief.
- How to find outdoor relief: Seek out shaded areas, swimming pools, or air-conditioned spaces whenever possible.
- How to maintain your sanity: Embrace the heat (just kidding), or find indoor activities to pass the time. Maybe it's time to rediscover the joys of binge-watching.