When, Oh When, Will My Chicago P.D. Fix Come?
A Dramatic Pause
Okay, so you're sitting there, minding your own business, maybe eating some popcorn, or perhaps contemplating the meaning of life, and suddenly, a wave of intense craving hits you. It's not for pizza (though that's always a good option), it's for a fresh episode of Chicago P.D. Am I right, or am I right?
The Eternal Question
Now, I know what you're thinking. “When is the next episode airing, you lazy writer?!” Calm down, detective. I'm getting to it. Unfortunately, the world of television is a cruel and unforgiving place. Just when you think you've got a handle on your binge-watching schedule, bam, a hiatus hits you harder than Voight's interrogation tactics.
The Wait is Killing Us
We're all in this together, folks. The Intelligence Unit might be solving crimes left and right, but they haven't cracked the code on consistent episode releases. It's like they're teasing us with crumbs of drama and then leaving us hanging. How dare they?
So, What Can We Do?
Well, aside from stalking the show's social media accounts and refreshing your TV guide every five minutes (which, let's be honest, we've all done), there's not much we can do but wait. But hey, at least we have re-runs! And let's face it, re-watching our favorite episodes is like comfort food for the soul.
But seriously, NBC, hurry up! Our coffee mugs are getting cold, and our conspiracy theories are reaching new heights.
How To...
- How to survive a Chicago P.D. hiatus: Stock up on snacks, rewatch old episodes, and join a support group.
- How to avoid spoilers: Unfollow everyone on social media, turn off notifications, and live under a rock until the new season starts.
- How to cope with withdrawal symptoms: Binge-watch other cop shows (but let's be real, nothing beats Chicago P.D.), or try a new hobby like knitting or taxidermy.
- How to express your frustration: Write angry letters to NBC, create online petitions, or start a peaceful protest outside the studio.
- How to stay sane: Remember, it's just a TV show. There are more important things in life, like world peace and finding your lost socks.