The Great Relais de Venise Reopening Speculation
Oh, the agony!
So, you're one of those people, huh? The ones who can’t stop dreaming about that perfect steak frites combo. The ones who wake up in the middle of the night, heart pounding, wondering if today's the day. Welcome to the club, friend. We're all in this together.
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The Waiting Game
It's like waiting for your crush to text back, but with way higher stakes (and less chance of disappointment, let's be honest). Every day, we refresh our feeds, hoping for a miracle. Every rumor sends us into a frenzy. And every "close but no cigar" announcement leaves us feeling more deflated than a week-old balloon.
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But fear not, fellow Relais devotees! We're not giving up hope. We're a resilient bunch. We've been through worse (remember that time they ran out of truffle fries? Heartbreak).
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So, let's keep the faith, share our favorite Relais memories, and maybe even start planning our victory feast. Because when that glorious reopening day finally arrives, we're going to celebrate like there's no tomorrow.
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In the meantime, here are some FAQs to tide you over:
How to survive the wait? Indulge in copious amounts of cheese and wine, watch old cooking shows, and dream of the day you can order the whole menu.How to spread the word? Share your love for Relais on social media, tell your friends and family, and even write your congressperson (just kidding, kind of).How to prepare for the grand reopening? Start practicing your "I'll have everything" speech, and make sure your stretchy pants are ready.How to cope with the inevitable disappointment if the reopening gets delayed again? Cry, eat ice cream, and repeat. But seriously, we'll get through this together.How to stay positive? Remember that good things come to those who wait, and in the meantime, there's always takeout.
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