Is Chicago Fire Season 10 Playing Hide and Seek in Australia?
Alright, let's talk about the burning question on everyone's lips (or at least, on the lips of fire enthusiasts in Australia): When the heck is Season 10 of Chicago Fire going to hit Prime Video? I know, I know, the suspense is killing us all. It’s like waiting for a firetruck to show up when your house is on fire - you’re just standing there, hose in hand, yelling, "Hurry up!"
The Great Australian Chicago Fire Drought
I mean, we've had to endure bushfires, floods, and even that one weird hail storm that turned our backyard into a mini-golf course, but this Chicago Fire drought is really testing our patience. We’ve seen the rest of the world enjoying the drama, the rescues, and the questionable fashion choices of the firefighters, and here we are, stuck in a loop of rewatching Season 9.
Patience is a Virtue (Or So They Say)
We get it, Prime Video. You’re probably busy negotiating with the big wigs in Chicago, or maybe you're just really enjoying teasing us. But seriously, can we get a move on? I’m starting to think about writing a strongly worded letter to the Prime Video CEO. Maybe a petition? We could start a GoFundMe to fund a rescue mission for Season 10.
How to Cope with the Chicago Fire Drought
While we wait for the glorious day when Season 10 finally arrives, here are a few tips to help you cope:
- Master the art of binge-watching: You've probably already done this, but it's worth a mention. Revisit Seasons 1-9. Find hidden details. Analyze character arcs. Become a Chicago Fire expert.
- Start a fan fiction: Write your own Chicago Fire adventures. Maybe Casey and Severide open a bakery. Or Kidd becomes a firefighter-turned-fashion designer. The possibilities are endless.
- Practice firefighting skills: Okay, maybe not actually start fires, but you could learn some basic first aid or CPR. You never know when you might need to save the day (or at least impress someone at a party).
How To Questions
How to stay sane while waiting for Chicago Fire Season 10?
- Binge-watch other shows, take up a new hobby, or plan a world domination scheme.
How to avoid spoilers?
- Unfollow all Chicago Fire-related accounts on social media. Hide from your friends who can't keep their mouths shut.
How to express your frustration to Prime Video?
- Write polite, yet firm emails or tweets. Consider starting a peaceful protest outside their office (just kidding, don't do that).
How to prepare for the eventual release of Season 10?
- Stock up on snacks, drinks, and tissues. Clear your schedule. Prepare your heart for emotional rollercoasters.
How to survive the inevitable Season 10 cliffhanger?
- Start writing angry letters to the showrunners (again, just kidding). Find a therapist. Or simply accept that life is full of unanswered questions.
