When Will Houston Host Another Super Bowl? A Tale of Tailgating and Tex-Mex
Houston, we have a problem. Or rather, a desire. A burning, insatiable desire to see another Super Bowl touchdown in our city. Remember that time when the Patriots pulled off one of the greatest comebacks in Super Bowl history? Yeah, us too. That was lit. Literally.
Houston: The Super Bowl Darling (or is it?)
Houston has proven it can host a Super Bowl like nobody's business. The city's got the stadium, the fans, and a food scene that could rival any halftime show. But when, oh when, will the NFL gods smile upon us again?
Unfortunately, the NFL is being as secretive as a squirrel hiding acorns. They’ve announced Super Bowl locations up to 2026, and Houston ain’t on the list. Gasp! We know, we know. It's a tough pill to swallow with a side order of queso.
Keep Your Eyes on the Prize (or the NFL's Schedule)
So, what's a hopeful Houstonian to do? Well, first, don't panic. Second, start planning your tailgate menu. And third, keep an eye on the NFL's every move. They might just surprise us.
In the meantime, we can dream. Dream of traffic-free highways, parking spots closer than the moon, and enough barbecue to feed an army. And hey, maybe we can convince the NFL that our queso is that good.
How to...
- How to prepare for the next Houston Super Bowl: Start practicing your touchdown dance, invest in a portable grill, and learn the words to every Shania Twain song.
- How to cope with Super Bowl heartbreak: Indulge in excessive amounts of Tex-Mex, watch old game highlights, and plan a trip to the Bahamas (or at least Galveston).
- How to increase Houston's chances of hosting another Super Bowl: Become an NFL insider, bribe the commissioner (just kidding!), or invent a new, mind-blowing halftime show concept.
- How to survive a Houston Super Bowl: Pack sunscreen, comfortable shoes, and a sense of humor. Oh, and don't forget your earplugs for the post-game celebrations.
- How to impress your friends with Super Bowl trivia: Learn every Super Bowl champion, memorize obscure statistics, and practice your "Did you know?" voice.