When Will WWE Return to the Lone Star State?
A Cry for Help from Desperate Texan Wrestling Fans
Okay, so, let's talk about the elephant in the room. Or should I say, the Rattlesnake in the room? That's right, we're talking about WWE's apparent neglect of the great state of Texas. How dare they?
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I mean, come on, WWE, we've given you everything. We've produced some of the greatest superstars in history: Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock, Undertaker, and let's not forget about the Bella Twins. We've hosted some of the most iconic moments in wrestling history. So, why the sudden cold shoulder?
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We Need Our Fix!
It's like WWE has forgotten that Texas is basically the wrestling capital of the world. We're a state of larger-than-life personalities, epic rivalries, and a deep-rooted love for everything that goes boom. So, where's the love, WWE? Where are the Raw and SmackDown tapings? Where are the pay-per-views? We need our fix!
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I'm starting to think WWE is afraid of us. Afraid of the sheer energy and passion we bring to every show. Afraid of the possibility of a spontaneous cowboy hat and boot throwing contest breaking out in the crowd. Or maybe they're just scared of facing the wrath of a million angry Texans.
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What Can We Do?
We can't just sit around and twiddle our thumbs, waiting for WWE to come to its senses. We need to take matters into our own hands. Let's start a petition, organize a protest (peaceful, of course), or maybe even bribe Vince McMahon with a really good barbecue.
In the meantime, we can always relive the glory days by watching classic matches, or maybe even start our own backyard wrestling federation. Just kidding (kind of).
In conclusion, WWE, we're not asking for much. Just a little bit of love and attention. Come back to Texas, and we promise to make it worth your while. We'll even let you try some Whataburger.
How To...
- How to survive the WWE drought? Find a good wrestling podcast, rewatch classic matches, or take up a new hobby (like knitting).
- How to express your displeasure to WWE? Contact them through their social media channels, write a polite (or not so polite) email, or send a strongly worded tweet.
- How to prepare for the eventual WWE return to Texas? Start saving up for tickets, practice your wrestling moves, and perfect your "woo!" chant.
- How to make your own wrestling belt? Get creative with cardboard, duct tape, and some shiny objects.
- How to cope with the fact that John Cena might never come back to Texas? Accept it, move on, and find a new favorite wrestler.
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