When Will WWE Smack Down Chicago Again?
The Eternal Question for Chicagoans
So, you're a Chicagoan. You love pizza, deep dish or thin crust, doesn't matter. You love the Bears, even if they're not always lovable. And you definitely love WWE. But the burning question on everyone's lips is: When the heck is WWE coming back to the Windy City?
We get it. Chicago is a hotbed of wrestling passion. The Allstate Arena has seen some legendary matches, and the crowd noise there is like nothing else. It's like a rabid pack of wolves, but instead of howling, they're chanting "CM Punk!" or "Let's go Cena!"
WWE: Please, Hear Our Plea!
We know Vince (or whoever's in charge now) is a busy man. There's Raw, SmackDown, NXT, and probably a million other things to worry about. But Chicago deserves some love! We're talking about a city that can make a hot dog a cultural icon. Imagine what we could do for your wrestling show!
Potential Venues
While the Allstate Arena holds a special place in our hearts, there are other options. The United Center, home of the Bulls and Blackhawks, could host a massive event. Or maybe a smaller, more intimate venue like the Wintrust Arena would create a more electric atmosphere. Hey, we're not picky! Just give us some WWE action!
The Drought is Real
It's been too long since the sweet sound of a steel chair echoed through the Chicago air. We're starting to forget what a real live wrestling event feels like. Sure, we can watch it on TV, but it's just not the same. It's like trying to enjoy a Chicago-style hot dog without the poppy seeds. It's just wrong.
So, WWE, what's the deal? Drop a hint, a rumor, anything! We need to know if we should start saving our pennies for tickets or if we should just resign ourselves to a life of wrestling withdrawals.
How to... Become a WWE Superfan
- How to survive a WWE event: Bring earplugs, a water bottle, and your favorite wrestling attire. You'll need it.
- How to impress your friends with WWE knowledge: Watch old matches, follow current storylines, and memorize finishers.
- How to get noticed by WWE: Create a killer entrance, learn some impressive wrestling moves, and be prepared to embarrass yourself.
- How to cope with WWE not coming to Chicago: Order pizza, watch old matches, and dream of the day when the WWE Universe returns to the Windy City.
- How to stay updated on WWE news: Follow wrestling websites, social media accounts, and podcasts.