I Wanna Watch People Run: A Guide to Streaming the NYC Marathon
So, you're one of those people. You enjoy watching strangers run for 26.2 miles. Well, I can't judge, I've definitely spent more time than I'd like analyzing slo-mo replays of diving catches. Anyway, let's get to the good stuff: where to watch the NYC Marathon.
Local Legends
If you're lucky enough to be in the New York Tri-State area, you're in for a treat. You can tune into WABC-TV, Channel 7 from 8:00 a.m. to 11:30 a.m. EST. It's like having a front-row seat without the crowds, the sweat, or the crippling pain.
Nationwide Notoriety
For the rest of us, there's always ESPN2. You can catch the live action from 8:00 a.m. to 11:30 a.m. EST. Just remember, if your couch potato skills are anything like mine, you might need a snack and a nap afterwards.
Digital Denizens
We live in a golden age of technology, people. You can watch the marathon on your phone, tablet, or laptop. It's like having a personal cheerleader in your pocket. Except you can't yell at the runners. That's a bummer.
- ESPN App: If you have a subscription to a participating pay-TV provider, you're golden.
- ABC 7 New York App: For those in the Tri-State area, this is your jam.
- TCS New York City Marathon App: This one's a must-have if you're a marathon fanatic. Tons of info, plus live coverage of the pro races.
Foreign Fans
Don't worry, world. We haven't forgotten about you. The marathon is streamed internationally through various platforms like Eurosport, SuperSport, and others. Check your local listings (or Google it) to find out where to watch.
Quick Tips for Marathon Watching Success
- Hydrate: You'll be sitting for a while.
- Snacks: Essential for energy and to avoid looking like a crazy person when the commercials come on.
- Comfy Couch: Or bed. Or hammock. Whatever floats your boat.
- Mute Button: For those awkward sponsor segments.
- Cheer Loudly: Even though no one can hear you.
How-To FAQs
- How to avoid FOMO: Set a reminder for the start time and don't check social media until it's over.
- How to impress your friends: Learn the names of a few top runners.
- How to survive the marathon without running: Plenty of water, snacks, and patience.
- How to pretend you're running: Put on a treadmill, watch the marathon, and imagine you're keeping up.
- How to fully embrace the couch potato lifestyle: Order pizza, find a cozy blanket, and enjoy the show.