Can a Brit Watch the Chicago Marathon Without Crossing the Pond?
So, you're a Brit with a penchant for pounding pavement and you’re wondering how to experience the thrill of the Chicago Marathon without actually, you know, going to Chicago. Well, fear not, my fellow couch potato extraordinaire! We’ve got you covered.
Discovery+: Your New Best Friend
Let’s talk about Discovery+. It’s like Netflix, but with more lycra and less questionable reality TV (probably). This streaming service has been the UK’s go-to platform for marathon coverage, and the Chicago Marathon is no exception. Think of it as your very own virtual cheerleading squad, without the annoyingly enthusiastic people shouting in your ear.
A word of warning: Discovery+ might have other ideas about what you want to watch. So, be prepared to scroll past a few episodes of "Naked and Afraid" before you find your marathon fix. It's a small price to pay for witnessing human endurance, right?
VPN: Your Secret Weapon (Maybe)
If Discovery+ decides to play hardball and doesn’t show the race, don’t panic. You can always enlist the help of a VPN (Virtual Private Network). Think
Important note: Using a VPN is a bit like trying to assemble IKEA furniture without instructions. It can be a bit of a headache, and there’s always the risk of ending up with a pile of useless digital components. So, proceed with caution, and maybe have a stiff drink ready.
Other Options: For the Desperate (or Really Keen)
If you're still coming up short, you could try:
- Radio coverage: This is like listening to a sports commentary while doing the washing up. You get the gist of what's happening, but you miss all the juicy visual details.
- Live blogs: Imagine reading a really long, breathless Twitter thread. That's basically what a live blog is. It's great for staying up-to-date, but it's not exactly the same as watching the race.
How to...
- How to avoid FOMO: Remember, you’re saving money on flights and accommodation. Treat yourself to a takeaway pizza and a cold beer.
- How to impress your friends: Learn all the runner lingo. Start using phrases like "bonk" and "negative splits" in casual conversation.
- How to cope with post-marathon blues: Plan a long run for the next day. Or, you know, just eat a whole tub of ice cream.
- How to find the best commentary: Mute the TV and put on your favorite podcast.
- How to survive the crowds: Watch the marathon from the comfort of your own sofa.