Where to Watch the Houston Astros: A Survival Guide for the Desperate Fan
So, you're an Astros fan, huh? Well, welcome to the club of people who inexplicably love a team from a city that's basically a giant ball of sunshine and humidity. I respect your dedication. But let's get down to business: where can you actually watch these space city sluggers without selling your firstborn?
Cable/Satellite: The Classic, If You Can Handle It
If you're still clinging to the dinosaur age of cable or satellite, you might be in luck. Check your local channel listings for a sports package that includes Space City Network. This is your go-to for Astros games if you live in Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma, or parts of New Mexico. If you're outside this magical Astros-viewing zone, well, tough luck, cable guy.
Streaming: The Future is Now, Kind Of
The streaming world is a wild west of options, but here are a few places to start your search:
- MLB.TV: The official MLB streaming service. It's great if you don't mind blackouts (you know, those pesky restrictions that prevent you from watching your own team). But hey, at least you can watch every other team’s games!
- YouTube TV, Hulu + Live TV, FuboTV: These streaming services often carry regional sports networks like Space City Network. Check their channel lineup to see if you're in luck.
- Apple TV+: They occasionally broadcast Friday Night Baseball games, so keep an eye out for the Astros.
The Great Outdoors: A Free (But Risky) Option
If you're feeling adventurous, you could always try to find a sports bar that's showing the game. Just be prepared to deal with obnoxious fans, overpriced beer, and the constant threat of sports bar food poisoning.
How to Become an Astros Expert While You're at It
- How to survive an Astros game in Houston: Bring plenty of water, sunscreen, and a hat. And maybe a change of clothes.
- How to impress your friends with Astros trivia: Learn about the "Killer B's" and the Curse of the Bambino (yes, really).
- How to avoid getting into a heated argument about the designated hitter: Just nod and smile.
- How to cope with Astros heartbreak: Find a therapist or a really good hobby.
- How to celebrate an Astros World Series win: Book a trip to Houston (or at least buy a really big TV).
So there you have it, a comprehensive guide to watching the Houston Astros. Good luck, and may the baseball gods be with you.