Dylan Thomas: The Bard of Booze
Dylan Thomas, the Welsh poet with a penchant for putting away pints faster than you can say "Under Milk Wood," had a rather...interesting relationship with New York City. And by "interesting," I mean he turned it into one hell of a bender.
The White Horse Tavern: Dylan's Drinking Den
Let's talk about the White Horse Tavern. If this bar could talk, it'd probably be hoarse from all the stories it could tell. It's basically the Cheers of the literary world, but with less laughter and more liquor. Dylan Thomas made this place his second home, or at least his second favorite place to lose consciousness. Legend has it that he once downed 18 shots of whiskey in one sitting there. Eighteen! That’s like trying to drink a small river.
Now, I'm not suggesting you try this at home. Or anywhere, really. It's not a good look. But hey, it gives us a pretty colorful picture of Dylan, doesn’t it? A man who could pen beautiful poetry and then proceed to drink enough to sink a ship.
More Than Just Whiskey and Words
While the White Horse Tavern is the most infamous spot on Dylan's New York pub crawl, it wasn't the only one. The man had a thirst that could rival a desert cactus. So, it's safe to assume he stumbled into countless other watering holes during his time in the city. Imagine Dylan, with his wild hair and even wilder eyes, belting out poetry over a pint in some forgotten dive bar. It's a scene straight out of a movie, isn't it?
So, next time you're in New York and feeling particularly literary (or just thirsty), raise a glass to Dylan Thomas. Just remember, moderation is key. Unless you're a world-renowned poet with an iron stomach. In which case, go wild.
How to... Dylan Thomas Edition
- How to order like Dylan Thomas: Order everything, and then some.
- How to write like Dylan Thomas: Drink heavily, stare at a blank page, and hope for inspiration. (Disclaimer: This method is not guaranteed to work.)
- How to party like Dylan Thomas: Have a whiskey, write a poem, then repeat.
- How to recover from a Dylan Thomas-level hangover: Avoid mirrors and caffeine.
- How to appreciate Dylan Thomas: Read his poetry, enjoy a glass of something strong, and imagine the man himself, pen in hand and drink in the other.