Where to Take Your Thirty-Something Self in NYC: A Survival Guide
So, you’ve officially traded in your neon tank tops for something with sleeves. Congratulations, you’re now a certified adult. But don’t worry, just because you’ve aged like a fine wine (or maybe more like a slightly flat beer) doesn’t mean your nightlife has to be a snoozefest. Let’s dive into the wonderful world of adulting in the concrete jungle.
The Golden Age of Cocktails, Not Shots
Gone are the days of chugging questionable liquids and waking up with questionable decisions. Now it's all about craft cocktails, artisanal spirits, and knowing the difference between a Negroni and a Manhattan. Places like The Dead Rabbit and Employees Only are your new stomping grounds. Just remember, ordering a Long Island Iced Tea will probably earn you a side-eye from the bartender.
Dinner and a Show (But Not Like You Remember)
Dinner and a show has taken a sophisticated turn. Forget about that greasy pizza and a questionable cover band. We’re talking about Michelin-starred restaurants followed by a Broadway show or a jazz club. Places like The Carlyle offer a perfect blend of fine dining and world-class entertainment. Just be prepared to drop some serious dough.
Dancing Queen (or King) Without the Hangover
If you still have the urge to shake your booty, fear not. There are plenty of places to dance without feeling like you’ve been hit by a truck the next day. Soho House and The Box offer a more upscale clubbing experience, with a crowd that's less likely to be wearing glow sticks. Just remember, your dancing days of wearing sneakers are over. It's time for loafers or heels.
The Great Outdoors (Kind Of)
NYC might not be known for its beaches, but we do have rooftops. And rooftop bars are where it’s at. Enjoy stunning city views, delicious drinks, and the illusion of fresh air. Places like 230 Fifth and The Roof at The Peninsula offer breathtaking panoramas and a chance to mingle with other adults who can actually hold a conversation.
FAQs for the Newly Thirty
- How to dress for a night out in your 30s? Ditch the ripped jeans and crop tops. Opt for something stylish and comfortable, like dark jeans, a blazer, and some nice shoes.
- How to find people to go out with? Networking events, hobby groups, and online communities can be great places to meet new people. Don't be afraid to step outside your comfort zone.
- How to survive a night out without feeling like a grandpa/grandma the next day? Pace yourself, drink water, and eat something before you start drinking. Trust us, your future self will thank you.
- How to find good places to eat and drink without breaking the bank? Explore different neighborhoods, look for happy hour specials, and consider sharing dishes.
- How to maintain your sanity while living in NYC? Take breaks, find hobbies you love, and remember that it's okay to say no sometimes.